Tuesday, March 18, 2008

சிறு குறிப்பு வரைக - முத்தம்..

Definition of a kiss and Prof:
Prof. of Economics:
Kiss is that thing for which the demand is aways higher than the supply.

Prof. of Accountancy:
Kiss is a credit because it is profitable when returned.

Prof. of Algebra:
Kiss is infinity because two divided by nothing.

Prof. of Geometry:
Kiss is the shortest distance between two lips.

Prof. of Physics:
Kiss is the contraction of mouth due to the expansion of the heart.

Prof. of Chemistry:
Kiss is the reaction of the interaction between two hearts.

Prof. of Physiology:
Kiss is the juxtaposition of two orbicularisoris muscles in the state of contraction.

Prof. of Dentistry:
Kiss is infectious and antiseptic.

Prof. of Philosophy:
Kiss is the persecution for the child, ecstasy for the youth and homage for the old.

Prof. of Comp.Science:
What is a kiss? It seems to be an undefined variable!

Prof. of English:
Kiss is a noun that is used as a conjunction, it is more common than proper, it is spoken in the plural and it is applicable to all.

Prof. of Architecture:
Kiss is a process which builds a solid bond between the two dynamic objects.

Friday, March 14, 2008

Java Interview attended by our dear Banta...

Q. What is the difference between an Abstract class and Interface?
A. Terms are different ... nothing more.

Q. What is JFC ?
A. Jilebi, Fanta & Coffee.

Q. Explain 2 tier and 3 -tier Architecture ?
A. Two wheelers like scooters will have 2 tyres and autorickshaws will have 3 tyres.

Q. I want to store more than 10 objects in a remote server? Which methodology will follow?
A. Send it through courier.

Q. Can I modify an object in CORBA?
A. As you wish , I do not have any objections.

Q. How to communicate 2 threads each other ?
A. Sorry, Non living things can't communicate.

Q. Explain RMI Architecture?
A. I am a computer professional not an architect student.

Q. What is the use of Servlets ?
A. In hotels, they can replace servers.

Q. What is the difference between Process and Threads?
A. Threads are small ropes. Make a rope from threads is an example for process.

Q. What is JAR file ?
A. File that can be kept inside a jar.

Q. What is JINI?
A. A ghost which was Aladdin's friend.

Q. How will you call an Applet from a _Java Script?
A. I will give invitation.

Q. What is bean ? Where it can be used ?
A. A kind of vegetable. In kitchens for cooking they can be used.

Q. Write down how will you create a binary Tree ?
A. When we sow a binary seed, a binary tree will grow.