SUPER SMS !!!

I MISS THE LAUGHS I USED TO
GET FROM YOU,
I MISS THE TALKS
WE USED TO HAVE,
AND ABOVE ALL
I JUST MISS YOU...


WHEN YOU SHARE YOURSELF
WITH OTHERS
LIFE BEGINS TO FIND ITS MEANING,
BUT AT THE SAME TIME
YOU TOUCH THE HEART OF OTHERS
IS THE MOMENT YOU
TRUELY START LIVING.


CREATING A MESSAGE IS EASY,
CREATING A MESSAGE WHICH
TOUCHES YOUR HEART IS NOT EASY.
I SEND THIS TO YOU
TO REMEMBER ME AND
TOUCH YOUR HEART
WITH MY FEELINGS.

SOMETIME THE BEST THING IN LIFE
ARE WORTH WAITING FOR,
SO WAIT FOR ME,
I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.


SANTA'S THEORY:

MOON IS MORE IMPORTANT THAN SUN, CAZ
IT GIVES LIGHT AT NIGHT WHEN IT IS MOST NEEDED,
AND SUN GIVES LIGHT DURING THE DAY WHEN
LIGHT IS NOT NEEDED ATALL.


EVERY WALK OF LIFE CONTAINS
UPS AND DOWNS,
FLOWERS AND THORNS.
SO, MY SINCERE ADVICE TO U IS
TO " WEAR CHEPAL WHEREVER U GO".


IMPACT OF MOVIES:

TEACHER: WHO IS MAHATMA GANDHI?

STUDENT: HE IS THE ONE WHO HELPED MUNNA BHAI
TO IMPRESS HIS GIRL FRIEND.


DO YOU KNOW WHAT IS A B C D E F G?

A BOY CAN DO EVERYTHING FOR GIRL.

NOW REVERSE THE ORDER.
CAN YOU GUESS THE FULL FORM OF G F E D C B A ?

GIRLS FORGETS EVERYTHING DONE AND CATCHES
(NEW)BOY AGAIN.


TEACHER: WHAT IS 5 + 4 ?

MR.BEAN: 9 SAID.

TEACHER: WHAT IS 4+5 ?

MR.BEAN: ARE YOU TRYING TO FOOL ME? U HAVE JUST
TWISTED THE FIG.
THE ANS IS 6.


HOW TRUE: A CIGSRETTE IS SHORTENS YOUR LIFE BY 2 MINTS.

A BEER SHORTENS YOUR LIFE BY 4 MINTS.

A WORKINGDAY SHORTENS YOUR LIFE BY 8 HRS.